Dostoyevsky's Dating Profile

If Fyodor Dostoyevsky had a dating profile: 'Looking for someone who enjoys long walks through existential dread, candlelit discussions about suffering, and spontaneous 50-page internal monologues about whether to pick up a dropped napkin. Must be comfortable with moral ambiguity and family drama spanning generations. Ideal first date: debating free will in a dimly lit tavern while ignoring our food. Warning: I will psychoanalyze you before dessert. Swipe right if you believe redemption is possible through suffering.'