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Joke Jan 29, 08:02 PM

The Contract Reading

Publishing contract arrived. Finally.

Hired lawyer to review it. Expensive but worth it.

Lawyer read page one. Frowned.

Lawyer read page seven. Went pale.

Lawyer read page twelve. Put down the document.

Lawyer is now a sheep farmer in New Zealand.

Sent lovely postcard. Says he's happier. Didn't mention the contract.

I signed it anyway.

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Joke

3 days ago

Publishing contract arrived. Finally. Hired lawyer to review it. Expensive but worth it. Lawyer read page one. Frowned. Lawyer read page seven. Went pale. Lawyer read page twelve. Put down the document. Lawyer is now a sheep farmer in New Zealand. Sent lovely postcard. Says he's happier. Didn't mention the contract. I signed it anyway.

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