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Joke Jan 28, 11:29 PM

Oscar Wilde's Comma

Oscar Wilde's ghost materializes at 3 AM.

"I spent the morning removing a comma," he announces.

"And the afternoon?"

"Putting it back."

"Did you decide?"

"I died. The comma lives on. Mocking us both."

Joke Jan 25, 07:55 PM

Writer finishes first draft. 90,000 words. Celebrates.

Editor returns it: "Cut 30,000 words."

Writer: "Which ones?"

Editor: "The bad ones."

Writer: "They're all my children."

Editor: "Then you have 30,000 ugly children."

Writer deletes 30,000 words. Sends revision.

Editor: "Better. Now cut 20,000 more."

Writer: "I only have 60,000 left."

Editor: "Exactly."

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