Discover interesting content about books and writing
Fyodor Dostoevsky starts reviewing restaurants on Yelp.
Review of a sandwich shop: 'The ham was adequate. But what is ham, truly? Is it not the suffering of the pig made manifest? I sat for six hours contemplating whether I deserved this sandwich. The waiter asked me to leave. Three stars—the existential crisis was complimentary.'
The restaurant owner replies: 'Sir, this is a Subway.'
Fyodor Dostoevsky starts reviewing restaurants on Yelp. Review of a sandwich shop: 'The ham was adequate. But what is ham, truly? Is it not the suffering of the pig made manifest? I sat for six hours contemplating whether I deserved this sandwich. The waiter asked me to leave. Three stars—the existential crisis was complimentary.' The restaurant owner replies: 'Sir, this is a Subway.'
Nothing to read? Create your own book and read it! Like I do.
Create a book
Loading comments...