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Joke Jan 29, 07:32 PM

The Squirrel Situation

Writing cabin. No WiFi. Perfect isolation.

Day 1: Very productive. 3000 words.

Day 3: The squirrels outside are interesting. Named the fat one Harold.

Day 5: Harold and I discussed my plot holes. He made valid points.

Day 7: Harold brought colleagues. We're workshopping chapter 6.

Day 9: Harold says the manuscript is ready. I trust Harold. Harold is wise.

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Joke Jan 29, 03:32 PM

The Raccoon's Editorial Intervention

Writing retreat: cabin, woods, nature.

Day 1: Fresh air. Inspiration flows.
Day 3: Chapter 12 complete. Masterpiece.
Day 4: Raccoon breaks in. Steals manuscript pages 200-215.
Day 5: Rewrite those pages from memory.
Day 6: Agent calls. 'Pages 200-215 are the best writing you've ever done.'

The raccoon knew.

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