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Franz Kafka's Performance Review

Franz Kafka

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Franz Kafka gets called into HR for his annual performance review.

HR Manager: 'Franz, your productivity reports are... concerning. You wrote that you spent six months turning into a bug?'

Kafka: 'Metaphorically.'

HR Manager: 'And this expense report claims you were arrested but never told why?'

Kafka: 'Also metaphorically.'

HR Manager: 'Franz, this is an insurance company. We need literal reports.'

Kafka: 'That's the most terrifying thing you've ever said to me.'

absurdist comedy literary humor The Trial Metamorphosis Franz Kafka
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