Hemingway's Word Count App

If Ernest Hemingway used a modern writing app, the word count feature would keep sending him congratulations: 'You've written 50,000 words!' Hemingway would delete 45,000 of them and reply, 'Now it's literature.' The app, confused, would offer: 'Would you like to enable autosave?' Hemingway would type back a single word: 'No.' The app would then suggest: 'Your readers might enjoy more adjectives!' It would never hear from him again.