Kafka's Customer Service

If Franz Kafka worked in customer support: 'Thank you for calling. Your complaint has been received and forwarded to a department that may or may not exist. You are currently number undefined in the queue. Please hold while we transfer you to someone who will transfer you back to me. Your call is important to us in a cosmic, meaningless way. The hold music you are about to hear is the sound of bureaucracy consuming itself. Goodbye. Or perhaps, hello. We cannot be certain which.'