Second Person Refuses to Cooperate

Writing in second person POV.

'You walk into the room.'

Reader: 'No I don't.'

You do. You're the protagonist.

'I'm sitting on my couch eating chips.'

Not anymore. You're in the room. There's a door ahead.

'There's no door.'

You approach the door.

'This is kidnapping.'

You open the door.

'I'M CALLING THE POLICE.'

The police cannot help you here. You're in chapter three now.