Shakespeare's Autocorrect Nightmare

If Shakespeare had autocorrect: 'To be or not to be' would become 'To bee or not to bee, that is the question about honey.' 'Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?' would read 'Romeo, Romeo, where fort art thou, Romeo?' And 'Out, damned spot!' would helpfully suggest 'Out, darned Spot!' with a picture of a Dalmatian.