The Foreshadowing Complaint

A reader emailed an author: 'Your foreshadowing in chapter two completely spoiled the ending!' The author replied, 'That wasn't foreshadowing. That was the ending. You just read too fast and looped back to the beginning without noticing.' The reader checked and discovered they'd been reading the ebook upside down on their tablet. The twist? The author had actually intended this exact scenario—it was an experimental novel about circular time.