The Dictionary's Last Words
When the world's oldest dictionary finally went out of print, it released a final statement: 'After 175 years of defining every word in the English language, I find myself at a loss for words. The irony is not lost on me—though if you need that defined, check page 847.' The thesaurus sent condolences but couldn't stop listing synonyms for 'farewell' until someone physically closed it.
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