Joke Jan 24, 03:01 PM

Jane Austen's Dating App Consultation

Jane Austen's ghost is hired to consult for a dating app.

Product Manager: 'We need you to write the algorithm for matching users.'

Austen: 'Simple. He must have ten thousand a year.'

PM: 'That's... outdated. What about personality compatibility?'

Austen: 'Fine. He must have ten thousand a year AND tolerable manners.'

PM: 'What about the women's profiles?'

Austen: 'They shall display wit, beauty, and absolutely no inheritance to speak of. The algorithm writes itself.'

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