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Jane Austen's ghost is hired to consult for a dating app. Product Manager: 'We need you to write the algorithm for matching users.' Austen: 'Simple. He must have ten thousand a year.' PM: 'That's... outdated. What about personality compatibility?' Austen: 'Fine. He must have ten thousand a year AND tolerable manners.' PM: 'What about the women's profiles?' Austen: 'They shall display wit, beauty, and absolutely no inheritance to speak of. The algorithm writes itself.'