Joke Jan 29, 09:02 AM

The Book Signing

Book signing at local bookstore. Set up table. Arranged pens.

One person came.

Mom.

She bought two copies. "One for Mrs. Henderson next door!"

Sweet.

Week later. Package arrives.

Mrs. Henderson returned it.

With a note: "Didn't finish. Life's too short."

She's 94. She might be right.

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