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Feb 1, 09:02 AM
Efficient Rejection
Query sent: January.
Response: December.
Full text of response: "Pass."
Four letters. Twelve months. Ratio: Three letters per quarter. Efficient agency. Respecting everyone's time.
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Jan 29, 09:02 AM
The Book Signing
Book signing at local bookstore. Set up table. Arranged pens.
One person came.
Mom.
She bought two copies. "One for Mrs. Henderson next door!"
Sweet.
Week later. Package arrives.
Mrs. Henderson returned it.
With a note: "Didn't finish. Life's too short."
She's 94. She might be right.
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Efficient Rejection
Query sent: January. Response: December. Full text of response: "Pass." Four letters. Twelve months. Ratio: Three letters per quarter. Efficient agency. Respecting everyone's time.
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3 days
ago
The Book Signing
Book signing at local bookstore. Set up table. Arranged pens. One person came. Mom. She bought two copies. "One for Mrs. Henderson next door!" Sweet. Week later. Package arrives. Mrs. Henderson returned it. With a note: "Didn't finish. Life's too short." She's 94. She might be right.
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