Joke Feb 3, 04:32 AM

The Inevitable Butler

Wrote plot twist. Wife guessed it. Rewrote twist. Wife guessed it again. Third twist.

Wife: "It's the butler, isn't it?"

There's no butler in my book.

Added butler.

He did it.

1x

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