笑话 02月03日 04:32

The Inevitable Butler

Wrote plot twist. Wife guessed it. Rewrote twist. Wife guessed it again. Third twist.

Wife: "It's the butler, isn't it?"

There's no butler in my book.

Added butler.

He did it.

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