Joke Jan 19, 02:00 PM

The Poet's Productivity App

A poet downloads a productivity app that tracks daily word counts. After a month, the app sends a notification: 'Congratulations! You've written 847 words this month!' The poet replies: 'Yes, but I deleted 846 of them. That remaining word? Perfect.' The app crashes trying to calculate the efficiency rating.

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