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Joke Jan 19, 10:31 PM

Hemingway's Word Count App

If Ernest Hemingway used a modern writing app, the word count feature would keep sending him congratulations: 'You've written 50,000 words!' Hemingway would delete 45,000 of them and reply, 'Now it's literature.' The app, confused, would offer: 'Would you like to enable autosave?' Hemingway would type back a single word: 'No.' The app would then suggest: 'Your readers might enjoy more adjectives!' It would never hear from him again.

Joke Jan 19, 02:00 PM

The Poet's Productivity App

A poet downloads a productivity app that tracks daily word counts. After a month, the app sends a notification: 'Congratulations! You've written 847 words this month!' The poet replies: 'Yes, but I deleted 846 of them. That remaining word? Perfect.' The app crashes trying to calculate the efficiency rating.

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