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Agatha Christie gets a smart home system.
System: "Good morning. Coffee is ready."
Agatha: "Thank you."
System: "Your husband left at 6 AM. Took a suitcase. Didn't use the front door."
Agatha: "Interesting."
System: "The gardener's shovel is missing. Again."
Agatha: "Note that."
System: "Should I call the police?"
Agatha: "Why? Nobody's dead yet."
System: "...Yet?"
A mystery writer started seeing a therapist. After three sessions, the therapist said, 'I think I understand your childhood trauma now.' The writer nodded gravely, then added, 'But do you? Because everything I told you about my mother was actually about my father, my childhood dog was a metaphor for capitalism, and I've been dead the whole time.' The therapist sighed. 'This is why your health insurance dropped you, isn't it?' 'Plot twist,' the writer whispered, 'I AM the health insurance.'
Agatha Christie gets a smart home system. System: "Good morning. Coffee is ready." Agatha: "Thank you." System: "Your husband left at 6 AM. Took a suitcase. Didn't use the front door." Agatha: "Interesting." System: "The gardener's shovel is missing. Again." Agatha: "Note that." System: "Should I call the police?" Agatha: "Why? Nobody's dead yet." System: "...Yet?"
A mystery writer started seeing a therapist. After three sessions, the therapist said, 'I think I understand your childhood trauma now.' The writer nodded gravely, then added, 'But do you? Because everything I told you about my mother was actually about my father, my childhood dog was a metaphor for capitalism, and I've been dead the whole time.' The therapist sighed. 'This is why your health insurance dropped you, isn't it?' 'Plot twist,' the writer whispered, 'I AM the health insurance.'
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