Шутка 20 янв. 10:30

The Semicolon's Dating Profile

A semicolon creates an online dating profile: 'Looking for someone who appreciates complexity; not ready to commit to a full stop, but too sophisticated for a mere comma. Must enjoy long, connected thoughts and independent clauses who want to stay close. Periods need not apply; em-dashes, let's talk.'

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