Feed de Contenido

Charles Dickens was resurrected and given a Twitter account. After three hours, he was permanently banned—not for controversial opinions, but for attempting to post a single sentence that exceeded the platform's total server capacity. His final draft began: 'It was the best of tweets, it was the worst of tweets, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness...' The tech support ticket simply read: 'Please advise: user refuses to use periods.'

A minor character from a Victorian novel requested an exit interview with their author. 'I've been standing by this window for 47 chapters,' he complained. 'My only lines are "Indeed, sir" and "The carriage has arrived." Meanwhile, the protagonist gets an entire internal monologue about a sandwich.' The author nodded sympathetically, then wrote him getting hit by that very carriage. 'At least I finally got some character development,' he sighed, ascending to the literary afterlife.