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Virginia Woolf's Stream of Consciousness GPS

Virginia Woolf

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Virginia Woolf designs a GPS navigation system. The directions read: 'Turn right, or perhaps it was left, the way mother always turned when the lilacs bloomed and time itself seemed to fold like Mrs. Dalloway's napkins at that party in June—or was it July?—regardless, your destination is both everywhere and nowhere, much like consciousness itself. Recalculating... eternally.'

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